Weekly Art of Secret Government Experimentation

Here's my weekly art. Didn't see that coming, did you?


Yea, you thought you knew me. Well you don't. I'm an effing rabbit. And not no whiny "Donnie Darko" rabbit that got hit by a car. I'll straight up eat your garden and scare your children. I think there's something wrong with me.

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Free Calendar Wallpaper - July 2009

This is my brand spankin' new July wallpaper. Well, it's new unless you're looking at this in August or something, in which case what the hell are you looking at the July wallpaper for? In either case, read on lovely reader.


This wallpaper was inspired by Rachel Rivera, who was just recently featured on fudgegraphics. Her typography work is excellent, and a lot of her illustrations are really funny. Go check her work out, right now. Because when I tell you to do things, you should do them, no questions asked. Now listen carefully, the declaration of independence has a map to a hidden treasure on it, your first task is to break into the National Archives in Washington, D.C. and bring it back to me. Trust me, it will work, and you haven't seen this in a movie.

The zip file includes(size=864kb):

1920×1200 - can also use for 1280x800
1600×1200
1280×1024
320×479 - iphone



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Weekly Art - Michael Memorial Piece

Here's my weekly art. A commemoration to the late Michael Jackson.


If you haven't heard the news, singer/legend/slightly eccentric Michael Jackson passed away yesterday. Also if you haven't heard the news yet, you're probably in a coma, or on a space station, or quite possibly dead...yea, probably dead. Struggling for inspiration this week, it came to me by way of death. Every where I go on the internet or any channel I have the television machine box on, this story is playing. I've always been a fan of his music, not necessarily his exploits, but I do like his music. There's no denying he was a musical genius and is pretty much a legend now, despite the way he was viewed by the public in the last few years. So, this week I decided to do a piece to commemorate him. Take it or leave it. On second thought, take it, you know you want to, just for a second.

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5 Awsomely Awesome Resource Sites

Here's 5 sites I visit every day. These 5 sites hold all the resources and information you can cram into that 3 to 4 pound head of yours.



1. w3schools


I'll start off with the most useful. This is essentially the site I used to learn how to build websites. It has on it information and tutorials on pretty much every kind of code there is. If you ever felt the need to learn programming so you can hack in, reprogram a spaceship and use it to pick up girls and joyride to the moon, this is where you'd go to do it. The best part by far is the interactive online demos you can mess with that show you exactly what the code does you're trying to learn. It really gets me hot and bothered.


2. Fudgegraphics | For Lovers


Looking for free photoshop brushes or textures and a sexy good time? This is the place to go. It may be because this site perfectly reflects the style I like to work in, but I feel Fudgegraphics has some of the best quality brushes and textures you can find, hands down and ass up. Not to mention some of the other content, such as the featured artists, gives for some excellent inspiration.


3. Smashing Magazine


This site really covers a lot of bases, which is why I like it so much. It covers different web trends and practices used today, tutorials, freebies (textures and what not), and ideas to help your work go smoother and more efficiently. It's the all in one, swiss army knife of design blogs.


4. Web Designer Wall


I mainly go to this site for inspiration, because it features a wide variety of sites, all the time. From minimal to text heavy, all sorts. But it also has some interesting articles now and again as well. All and all it's a nice little fun fest, and the person that runs it (Nick La) has some other great sites as well.


5. DesignM.ag


I use this site mainly for textures and some sweet ass photoshop actions. And I mean sweet. Cross processing? Forgetaboutit. It also has designer interviews which is how I stumbled across Fudgegraphics. Thank the lord. This site really is a masterful thing, full of inspiration, free design tools and some straight up magic. Be amazed.


Bonus: FFFFound


Ever find yourself in a rut trying to come up with a url? Just keep repeating the first letter until it shows up as available. This site is effing awesome. And I'm not talking "seeing some dolphins by your boat when your sea fishing" awesome, I'm talking "the Battlestar Galactica picking you up at your home and taking you to Ruby Tuesdays where you'll do shots with Katee Sackhoff" awesome. This site is so full of inspiration, I can't even stand it. I truly believe too much of it will give you cancer. Basically, this is a site that you become a member of, then whenever you come across something on the web that looks cool you add it to this site and tag it according to the content. A site devoted to things that people think look cool is pretty much the best inspiration you're going to get.


And there you have it.

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Weekly Art Collage

Here's my weekly art yo. I hope it tickles your fancy.



It's a collage. Like with clippings from a magazine. Except in this case, it's clippings from google. Rearranged in a fashion to portray a beautiful mixed up girl with Angelina Jolie's hair. Go ahead, run your fingers through it, it's glorious. Glorious.

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Firefox Add-ons That are Sweet as Hell

The browser that I use on a daily basis is Firefox. In my opinion Firefox is one of the leading browsers out there today. Not only for the fact they handle web standards like a sexy dream, but they have some of the sweetest wed development add-ons I've ever laid my innocent eyes on.



1. Web Developer Toolbar

This add-on is by far the most useful. There are so many things you can do with it that I haven't even explored yet. What I use it for is a learning tool of sorts. When I come across a site that I'm curious as to how the designer accomplished a certain effect, I use this toolbar to check out the css file. Or I use the toolbar to outline frames to figure out layout problems. Just the multitude of useful things this toolbar does is like a 60 year old hooker, you know she's been around the block and you'll definitely get your moneys worth. Except in this case, it would be like a 60 year old hooker that costs nothing.

2. ColorZilla

This is a handy little tool that gives you the hex value of any color you see on a web page. Like that pretty orange color you see on that pornographic site you visit in the mornings before work, you can now easily copy the hex value of that color and implement it into your own pornographic sites. It also helps when your testing your own sites and you would like a text to be the same color as the banner at the top of your page, you can easily get it this way in a jiffy, instead of having to open up the photoshop file, wait for it to load, and wanting to end your life.

3. Screengrab!

This is one of my favorites. While building my own website, I wanted to have nice screen shots of the different sites that I had built. Instead of taking a screen shot and having the bottom of a site cut off, or having to scroll down to take another screen shot so I could piece them together, this sweet sweet add-on allowed me to either get a copy of or save a shot of the entire window. Yes, be amazed at the power of this add-on and the amazing abilities of my run-on sentences. You could also get a shot of just the viewable part of the window if you so desire, but I mainly use it for whole window shots.


So that's it. These are add-ons I have for Firefox that I use on a daily basis and they make a few parts of my job just that much easier. If anything, get the Web Developer Toolbar. I've learned so much with just that tool alone. It taught me how to be a man, and enlightened me to some of the finer points in life. But the others are definitely a great help as well. These three add-ons should be gotten as a package, because I assure you'll find good use of all of them at one point or another. The Ninja Turtles wouldn't be so good if Raphael was the only one. It would be The Ninja Turtle, and he would probably get his ass beat all the time, and live at home in his mother's basement until his late 60's.


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Weekly Art

Here's my weekly art. It's also a wallpaper if you'd like.



Yea, that's right. It's also a wallpaper, as well as my weekly art. Of course, it's only in one size, 1920x1200, but you're just going to have to deal with it. I'm too lazy to go through the process of making all the necessary sizes. There's also a monkey. Because that's how I roll you know, like that, with monkeys. Also, I realize my last few posts have only been art and wallpapers, I'll get some reading material up here soon. Shhhh, soon my love.

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Weekly Art...of Death!

This is my art, and it is also the middle of the week, making it the art of the week.


While reading an article about zombies on cracked.com, which was hilarious (you can find it here), I got the idea to do a piece like this. It didn't turn out at all like I was picturing it but does it ever? Anyways, since flesh eating zombie monsters are going to eat the meat tissue off our onlooking faces soon anyways, you might as well look at this, and like it, then face your impending doom.

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Free Calendar Wallpaper - June 2009

Here's the new June wallpaper.



Sometimes change can be a good thing. And if you come back next month, there will be a July wallpaper waitin' right here for you with big round eyes, and the tiniest little paws and it will curl up at your feet and sort of shiver a little bit waiting for you to pick it up in your loving arms. I promise. Until then, settle for June.

The zip file includes(size=3.2MB):

1920×1200 - can also use for 1280x800
1600×1200
1280×1024
320×479 - iphone


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